Maia DunphyThe M Word: The BorrowersNeither a borrower nor a lender be. I’m sure most of you have heard that at least once in your lives (usually from the kind of family mem...
Maia DunphyThe M Word: Co-Sleeping (AKA another rod for for your back).I knew nothing about co-sleeping before I had a baby (frankly, it would have been weird as hell if I did). But countless people asked me w...
Maia DunphyThe M Word: Unapologetic TractorsI’ve lost count of the number of times baby Tom has been mistaken for a girl, despite the fact that I shamelessly don’t adhere in anyway w...
Maia DunphyThe M Word: An Oldie, But a Goldie...Have you ever seen those mums out and about who look exactly as you had always planned to when you became the buggy-pusher? Dressed perfe...
Maia DunphyThe M Word: In-Laws...Six letters, two little hyphenated words, but always one massive reaction: in-laws. The staple of many an un-pc comic’s routine for prett...
Maia DunphyThe M Word: BoozeSeveral years ago I unwittingly became a poster girl for “women and drinking”. I hadn’t intended to, but I made a document called Merlot ...
Maia DunphyThe M Word: Post-Baby Bodies In the grand scheme of things, we know the “post-baby body” rhetoric is very unimportant, but even so, how we feel about ourselves is imp...
Maia DunphyThe M Word: Some Kids Are AssholesSince having a baby, there is no denying that I have become more of a ‘baby person’. I empathise when I see a stressed mum, or hear a tod...
Maia DunphyThe M Word: Dressing Like a MotherBaby clothes are cute, no matter what colour, size or style. Not so Mum clothes apparently. But what even ARE Mum clothes? I thought I ju...
Maia DunphyThe M Word: MilestonesYou’ll find as a new parent that many people will only ask you about your children. Sometimes it’s because you have nothing else in commo...
Maia DunphyLooking ForwardMany of us live in a perpetual state of anticipation; it’s often the looking forward that gets us through the day to day. Not necessarily...
Maia DunphyToo Much Information.It occurred to me recently how obsessed with are with predictions. I don’t mean opportunistic fortune telling or nonsense soothsaying, bu...
Maia DunphyMemories Are Made Of This...Humans have many design glitches (features that Apple would have taken three or four iPhone generations to iron out, but ones that our ow...
Maia DunphyDry JanuaryThree years ago this month, I partook of Dry January (do you partake in abstinence? Enlist? Maybe endure would be a better word). The ver...
Maia DunphyPlans Somebody asked me about my plans for Christmas recently, and I balked; I’m not even ready for Autumn yet, never mind Winter, because I do...
Maia DunphyStyleI’m planning a late summer holiday this month, and for the first time in my life, I don’t have the previously ubiquitous swimsuit/ bikini...
Maia DunphyEscapismThe concept of escape means different things to different people. To some, it might evoke thoughts of a holiday, half an hour with a cup ...
Maia DunphyHappinessGood news: Summer is the time of year when we are most likely to be at our happiest. Of course this fact doesn’t take anyone’s personal c...
Maia DunphyOptimism You can break all personality types down into one of three categories: glass half full, glass half empty, and WHAT THE HELL’S IN THIS GLA...
Maia DunphyFriendshipIt’s a funny thing friendship; it means different things to different people, and different things yet again at various stages of life. “...